↓Kevin↓
Gtfo.·My BFF<3·My Tumblr GF·My Facebook· Ask ·                                              Hi, I'm Kevin, and I'm not quite hip enough for Tumblr.

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Anonymous Anonymous

what happens when u get an erection while wearing skinny jeans?

It shows a bit more.

Anonymous Anonymous

would it be difficult for me to pull your skinny jeans off of you?

Not at all.

Anonymous Anonymous

On a scale of 1 to Allie Smith. How dumb do you feel?

Shouldnt it be on a scale of 1 to Theresa Schaff?

Anonymous Anonymous

just be careful about bri's metal chompers tearing up your dick when she gives you dome

Will do! Thanks for the tip!

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